ABOUT US

We started Merged Hearts Tee because the world had enough mass-produced "I ❤ CODING" mugs — and not nearly enough t-shirts featuring a raccoon in glasses debugging at 2 AM with an iced coffee.

We're a small team of developers-turned-designers who believe your wardrobe deserves the same energy as your commit history: chaotic, occasionally brilliant, and full of inside jokes nobody outside the standup will understand.

// what we actually do

We design meme tees for the developer community. Rubber ducks with existential crises. Cats who treat your keyboard like a bed. Dogs who interrupt every deploy. Raccoons who look exactly like you at 3 AM before a deadline. Medieval paintings of backend engineers. If it makes a dev exhale sharply through their nose, we put it on a shirt.

// why "merged hearts"

Because every shirt we make is a merge request between two things that shouldn't go together but somehow work — animals and algorithms, medieval art and server racks, cute illustrations and mass-production outage humor. Two branches, one merge, zero conflicts. Well, mostly zero.

// our mass-promise

Every design is made by people who have mass-closed 47 stale Jira tickets out of pure spite, mass-debated tabs vs spaces in a meeting that could have been an email, and mass-deployed on a Friday at least once (we learned). We don't make shirts for developers — we make shirts as developers.

If the mass-code compiles and the shirt fits, ship it.

— The Merged Hearts Tee Team
Caffeine. Commit. Deploy. Repeat.